| As I walk through the mineshaft of cave spiders and webs
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| I look at my hunger bars and realize there’s nothin' left
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| ‘Cause I’ve been sprintin' and jumpin' so long, that
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| Even my doggy thinks that my steaks are gone
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| But I ain’t never killed a cow that didn’t deserve it
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| Me be treated like a noob, you know that’s unheard of
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| You better watch where you walkin' and where you diggin'
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| Or you mind end up swimmin' in molten rock
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| I’d really like to bridge, but I got no blocks
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| Pick just broke, I don’t evn get to mine this goldd
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| Noob, I’m the kinda Stve the minecraft homies wanna be like
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| In the caves in the night, minin' diamonds in the torch light
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| Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| My sword got sharpness V livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| Been building with beehives livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| I really miss my wife livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| My helm got respiration, also unbreaking
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| I can’t live a normal life, I was raised on the tweets
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| So I gotta be live on my Twitch stream
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| Too much Minecraft speedrun watchin' got me doubtin' Dream
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| I’m a educated fool, drop tables on my mind
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| Got my pearls in my hand and a blaze in the sky
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| I’m a loc’d out griefer, set lurin' creepers
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| But my runs are legit so don’t call me a cheater
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| Noob, death ain’t nothin' but a half heart away
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| I’m playin' on hardcore mode, what can I say?
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| I’m level 23, but will I live to see 24?
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| The way the mobs are spawinin' I don’t know
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| Tell me why are we so blind to see
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| That silk touch is worse than fortune III
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| Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| My sword got sharpness V livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| Been building with beehives livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| I really miss my wife livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| Power and the mending, mending and the power
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| Village after village, tower after tower
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| Villagers are runnin', but half of them ain’t tradin'
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| It’s goin' on in the blacksmith, but I don’t know what’s smeltin'
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| They say to join the Realm, and they’ll give me some freebies
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| But i keep getting errors, so how can I join please?
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| I guess I can’t, I guess I won’t
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| I guess I’m dumb, 'cause now I know my client’s out of date, fool!
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| Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| My sword got sharpness V livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| Been building with beehives livin' in the gamer’s paradise
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| I really miss my wife livin' in the gamer’s paradise |