| That crazy shirt you wear
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| It’s gettin’thin near threadbare
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| That ribbon in your hair
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| Made outta lace and it’s bound to tear
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| Those ice-blue jeans you got
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| With the hole in the back
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| And the sunflower swatch
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| People are startin’to stare
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| God knows what’s goin' on
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| With your underwear
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| You’re tough on clothes
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| It’s gonna cost me a fortune
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| To keep you in 'em
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| You’re tough on clothes
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| I’m gonna have to get a job and
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| Make a decent livin' now
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| You’re tough on you’re tough on
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| Go easy now, go easy child
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| Those shoes like a blast from the past
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| The heels are lookin’wobbly now
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| They can’t last
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| That sweater with the maple leaf
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| Went and lost it’s shape
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| In the very first week
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| That jacket with the nice green piping
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| Got hit with a tomato that was
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| Really ripe and
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| Those brand new joggin' pants
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| Are covered with flies and crushed ants
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| Your mother spends so much
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| Time on stitchin'
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| You’ll have us all eatin' at the
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| Soup kitchen
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| You got a pair of pants for every day
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| But none of them fit did you buy 'em that way
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| You tried on everything at the local mall
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| But it’s either too big or too small
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| And that little black dress we bought ya
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| It looks like it’s been through some
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| Kind of torture
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| Those socks if they had half a chance
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| Would walk on their own or
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| Learn to dance
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| And those brand new sweat pants
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| Now is that dead flies or crushed ants |