| We’re comin' in our big ships
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| Big guns blazin' bibles in our hands
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| Comin' from a cold place
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| To lead those natives by the hand
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| Back to back to back to back to
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| Back to the promised land
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| Now this is called fire
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| This is called brimstone
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| Do you understand
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| So bring me your coconuts
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| Bring me your sweet mango too
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| Bring me your papaya
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| And I’ll tell you what I’ll bring for you
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| Syphilis & religion
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| That’s what we are handin' out
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| Syphilis & religion
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| Two things you could
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| Probably do without
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| Now get your little donkeys
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| Pack’em with straw and mud and water
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| Build me a church right here
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| Build me a whorehouse and
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| Bring me your daughter
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| She could do with some extra tuition
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| Later on behind the mission
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| Fanned by the cool night breeze
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| I’ll spread the word and the std’s
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| (two things the world could do without)
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| Now I’m talkin' to my man upstairs
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| He talks through me
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| My burden he shares
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| He says go unto the islands boy
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| Spread my word and my gospel there
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| Teach those little savages
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| The one and only truth there is
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| Go out and build me one nation
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| Beach front property prime location |