| No more pretending now, the albatross is dying in its nest
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| The company is crippling me
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| The worst trying to ruin the best, the best
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| Their promotion’s so lame
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| They could never ever take it to the real ball game
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| Maybe they think I’m a pet
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| Well I’ve got all the diseases
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| I’m breaking out in sweat, you bet, because
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| I got, Mercury poisoning
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| It’s fatal and it don’t get better
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| I got, Mercury poisoning
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| The best kept secret in the west
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| The boys and me are getting real well known around town
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| But every time we try to spread the action
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| Someone always brings it down, down
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| I ate the orange and I don’t feel well
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| For them it’s inconvenience for me it’s hell
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| The geriatric staff think we’re freaks
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| They couldn’t sell kebabs to the Greeks, the geeks
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| Inaction speaks, and
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| I got, Mercury poisoning
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| It’s fatal and it don’t get better
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| I got, Mercury poisoning
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| The best kept secret in the west
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| Is this a Russian conspiracy, no it’s just idiocy
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| Is this a Chinese burn
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| I gotta a dinosaur for a representative
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| It’s got a small brain and refuses to learn
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| Their promotion’s so lame
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| They could never ever take it to the real ball game
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| Listen I ain’t a pet
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| I ain’t a token hipster, in your monopoly set
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| You bet because
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| I got, Mercury poisoning
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| It’s fatal and it don’t get better
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| I got, Mercury poisoning
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| The best kept secret in the west
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| He’s got, Mercury poisoning
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| It’s fatal and it don’t get better
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| He’s got, Mercury poisoning
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| The best kept secret in the west
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| Yeah the best kept secret in the west The best kept secret in the west |