| I knew Virginia once | 
| She was a pretty girl | 
| She walked in the wild fields | 
| And swam the wild streams | 
| I took her out one day to the | 
| Civil War battlefield | 
| Way down in Manassas | 
| Where I told her my dreams | 
| But now it’s Disney’s America | 
| A long way from anywhere | 
| With a brand new coat to wear | 
| With a brand name on the seams | 
| Just Disney’s America | 
| Virginia she chose to stay | 
| And we drifted apart like runoff | 
| Into the Chesapeake Bay | 
| Then I had a family Virginia | 
| I guess she forgot about me | 
| She lives near the concrete sea | 
| Or so people say | 
| I don’t remember much | 
| About her gentle touch | 
| My skin just turned so hard | 
| And my feet turned to clay | 
| It was in Disney’s America | 
| A long long way from anywhere | 
| You get what you pay for there | 
| Man, you get it in spades | 
| Just Disney’s America | 
| Virginia she chose to stay | 
| And we drifted apart like runoff | 
| Into the Chesapeake Bay | 
| You can’t get too excited | 
| You can’t get too enthused | 
| From Dismal Land to the Tragic Mountain | 
| We are not amused | 
| Yeah I knew Virginia once | 
| She, she was a pretty thing | 
| She walked in the wild fields | 
| And swam in the wild streams | 
| But now it’s Disney’s America | 
| That’s where we collect our pay | 
| Where we drifted apart like runoff | 
| Into the Chesapeake Bay | 
| Yeah we drifted apart like runoff | 
| Into the Chesapeake Bay |