| If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| So for my personal point of view
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| Get an ugly girl to marry you
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| If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| So for my personal point of view
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| Get an ugly girl to marry you
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| A pretty woman makes her husband look small
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| And very often causes his downfall
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| As soon as he marries her then she starts
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| To do the things that will break his heart
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| But if you make an ugly woman your wife
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| You’ll be happy for the rest of your life
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| An ugly woman cooks meals on time
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| She’ll always give you peace of mind
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| If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| So for my personal point of view
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| Get an ugly girl to marry you
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| Don’t let your friends say you have no taste
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| Go ahead and marry anyway
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| Though her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match
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| Take it from me, she’s a better catch
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| If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
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| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| So for my personal point of view
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| Get an ugly girl to marry you
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| Say man!
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| Hey baby!
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| I saw your wife the other day!
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| Yeah?
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| Yeah, an' she’s ugly!
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| Yeah, she’s ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
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| Yeah, alright!
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| If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 | 
| Never make a pretty woman your wife
 | 
| So for my personal point of view
 | 
| Get an ugly girl to marry you
 | 
| If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 | 
| Never make a pretty woman your wife
 | 
| So for my personal point of view
 | 
| Get an ugly girl to marry you
 | 
| If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 | 
| Never make a pretty woman your wife
 | 
| So for my personal point of view
 | 
| Get an ugly girl to marry you
 | 
| If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
 | 
| Never make a pretty woman your wife
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| So for my personal point of view
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| Get an ugly girl to marry you |