| See through cling film wraps her up tigth
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| Motionless sections no longer able to fight
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| My doting wife I tried to please her
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| So I hacked her up and her in the freezer
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| I wouldn’t let her leave me so she tried to strike out
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| I hit her with a hammer she was dead with one swift clout
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| I once used ice to gently tease her
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| Now it surrounds her in the freezer
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| Put next to lollies and packets of peas
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| No room in my fridge cos it’s full of her (Barcardi) Breezers
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| I’ve had to keep her in the freezer
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| A freshly sharpened knife with a shiny blade
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| Holding the stump of her hand pretending to wave
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| Popped her eyes out and craved off her nose
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| Kept in a bag with her little fingers and toes
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| I’ll eat her in a stew so she’s always with me
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| My freezer’s full of limb so there’s plenty to eat
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| A bucket full of innards and slurry of waste
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| Placed in the fridge next to her smiling face
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| I’ve got my memories (I'm keeping her ring)
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| We had 10 good years before I done her in
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| Lie still my precious…
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| Cling film wraps her up tigth
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| No longer able to fight
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| My wife, I tried to please her
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| I put her in the freezer
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| I wouldn’t let her leave me
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| I hit her with a hammer
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| I used ice to tease her
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| Now it surrounds her in the freezer
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| I put her next to lollies and the packets of peas
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| With all frozen dinners placed precuriously by her knees
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| No room in my fridge cos it’s full of her Barcardi Breezers
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| I’ve had to chop her up to fit her in the freezer
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| A freshly sharpened knife with a shiny blade
|
| Holding the stump of her hand pretending to wave
|
| Popped her eyes out and craved off her nose
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| Kept in a bag with her little fingers and toes
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| I’ll eat her in a stew so she’s always with me
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| My freezer’s full of limb so there’s plenty to eat
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| I can’t fit her limbs in the fridge
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| I can’t fit her dead limbs in the fridge |