Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Kansas City, artist - Gordon MacRae
Date of issue: 10.11.2014
Song language: English
Kansas City |
I got to Kansas City on a Frid’y |
By Sattidy I larned a thing or two |
For up to then I didn’t have an idy |
Of whut the modren world was comin' to! |
I counted twenty gas buggies goin' by theirsel’s |
Almost ev’ry time I tuk a walk. |
'Nen I put my ear to a Bell Telephone and a strange womern started in to talk! |
(Whut next! Yeak whut!) |
Whut next? |
Ev’rythin’s up to date in Kansas City |
They’ve gone about as fur as they c’n go! |
They went and built a skyscrper seven stories high, |
About as high as a buildin' orta grow. |
Ev’rythin’s like a dream in Kansas City, |
It’s better than a magic lantern show! |
Y' c’n turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat. |
With ev’ry kind o' comfort ev’ry house is all complete. |
You c’n walk to privies in the rain and never wet your feet! |
They’ve gone about as fur as they can go, |
(Yes sir!) |
They’ve gone about as fur as they can go! |
Ev’rythin’s up to date in Kansas City |
They’ve gone about as fur as they can go! |
They got a big theayter they call a burlesque. |
Fer fifty cents you can see a dandy show. |
One of the gals was fat and pink and pretty, |
As round above as she was round below. |
I could swear that she was padded from her shoulder to her heel, |
But then she started dancin' and her dancin' made me feel |
That ev’ry single thing she had was absolutely real |
She went about as fur as she could go, |
(Yes sir!) |
She went about as fur as she could go! |