| Maybe I’ll get a haircut tomorrow
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| Maybe I’ll go fly a kite instead
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| Maybe I’ll act out all my bad dreams
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| Maybe I’ll give up and lay in bed
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| Maybe I’ll walk to Mississippi
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| Maybe I’ll drive to Santa Fe
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| Maybe I’ll take the train to New York and do the crossword on the way
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| Bugs are crawlin' all around me
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| Brush 'em off, brush 'em off
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| Spiders celebrate a surplus
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| And I have another nagging cough
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| Oooh the perils of the city
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| Ahh the dangers of the farm
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| Oh the pitfalls of the middle class are losing all their charm
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| Did you know what you wanted?
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| Do you know what you need?
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| No room for skletons in these closts and drawers
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| They’re full of sassafras and tweed
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| Oooh would you punch me in the stomach?
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| Ahhh would you kick me in the shins?
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| Well flip a coin, tell me what to do, and let me know who wins |