| Sippin' on whiskey
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| Well it made me kinda frisky
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| But I passed out instead
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| In someone else’s bed
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| May have been on your lap last night
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| But I blame the hot tequila inside
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| I have since expelled
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| I stepped out of the after-hours
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| Went sleepwalking in December showers
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| Fumble for my phone
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| I ask my friends to steer me home
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| Took three cabs, one coffee, two hours
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| To get the key in my door, cause I was
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| Sippin' on whiskey
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| Well it made me kinda frisky
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| But I passed out instead
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| In someone else’s bed
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| May have been on your lap last night
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| But I blame the hot tequila inside
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| I have since expelled
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| I thought, «A banana, for potassium
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| Might improve my situation.»
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| But it did not take long
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| For the banana to prove me wrong
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| I broke up with whiskey later that night
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| Sippin' on whiskey
|
| Well it made me kinda frisky
|
| But I passed out instead
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| In someone else’s bed
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| May have been on your lap last night
|
| But I blame the hot tequila inside
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| I have since expelled
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| I showed up late to the pajama party
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| Just in time to find
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| The girls had lost their minds
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| Tried to catch up fast
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| But landed promptly on my ass
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| Woke up swearin' that
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| These whiskeys would be my last
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| (She's still!)
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| Sippin' on whiskey
|
| Well it made me kinda frisky
|
| But I passed out instead
|
| In someone else’s bed
|
| May have been on your lap last night
|
| But I blame the hot tequila inside
|
| Sippin' on whiskey
|
| Well it made me kinda frisky
|
| But I passed out instead
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| In someone else’s bed
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| I may be on your lap tonight
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| But don’t bet that I will be here come daylight
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| I’m whiskey’s baby tonight |