Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hats off to Halford, artist - Good Clean Fun. Album song Crouching Tiger, Moshing Panda, in the genre АльтернативаHats off to Halford |
| When you think of a metal head |
| Tell me what comes to mind |
| Well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet |
| A guy whose evolutionarily one step behind |
| Well, when rob halford came out of the closet |
| It may not have been a big thing |
| Well today we’re one step closer |
| To hearing the metal dudes sing |
| I wanna be |
| I wanna be a homosexual |
| Statistics say: |
| Chances of being gay are more than one in ten |
| That means there’s a forty percent chance |
| That one of the guys in pantera likes men |
| HEY! |
| So i think its safe to say that many more metal guys are homosexual |
| This may frustrate the gay community |
| Why would they want the ugly metal heads available? |
| See I told you metal dudes are gay too |
| And I happen to see the proof so far |
| That your sexuality determines the way you play guitar |
| Oh! |
| I’d love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual |
| If not only to make the nazi fucking pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable |
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