| Mugshots, mugshots
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| Mugshots, mugshots
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| I was just a lonely boy
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| Every day a different toy
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| I fell in love with Hubcap Jenny
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| And she fell in love with me
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| She taught me how to steal a car
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| And sling a brick
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| She taught me what the coppers are
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| And how and where to kick 'em
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| Mugshots
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| I’m taking her advice
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| Mugshots
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| 'Cos Hubcap Jenny’s nice
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| I was just an only child
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| Running free and running wild
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| But I stole one hubcap too many
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| And the law came down on me
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| They taught me how to give salutes
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| And take some stick
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| To know the sound of policeman’s boots
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| And now and then to lick 'em
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| They taught me how to sleep at night
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| In the lion’s den
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| Forget about the dynamite
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| And dream of Hubcap Jenny
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| Shoot 'em in black and white
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| Bring me the prints tonight
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| I know, you know there’s a mug in the shot!
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| Mugshots
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| «Where were you on the night in question?»
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| Mugshots
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| «I was home in bed M’Lord»
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| Mugshots
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| «I submit that last suggestion»
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| Mugshots
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| «Puts him in contempt of court»
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| Mugshots
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| «I'd give you proof but there isn’t any»
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| Mugshots
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| «And there my lord I rest my case»
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| Mugshots
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| «There's no such girl as Hubcap Jenny»
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| Mugshots
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| «We have no record of her face in the mugshots»
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| Shoot 'em in black and white
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| Bring me the prints tonight
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| I know you know there’s a mug in the shot!
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| Give me a hint of style
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| Give me «The Kray Profile»
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| I know you know there’s a mug in the shot! |