| After the concert of G.U.B.,
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| I met a girl, she seemed so nice to me.
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| She said: «come to my place I wanna
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| fuck You and do something new with You…»
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| Uhm… what do You wanna do?
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| Wanna lick my dick, suck my cock?
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| Cook your cock — What? |
| — That's a joke… No…
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| she was a bitch;
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| Spoiled and crazy because she was rich…
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| «Blah Blah Blah», with the satanic magic she had
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| Her basement was full of dead guys,
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| She loved to cut dicks then burn those «toys»
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| But I was ready, my sword by my side:
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| «C'mon witch!»
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| Penis Barbecue… durudurudu
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| Penis Barbecue… durudurudu
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| Penis Barbecue… durudurudu
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| And from the distance came a floatin' smell of a burnin' penis…
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| … oh my god that’s my penis…
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| Barbecue…
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| I fought hard with my sword in my hand.
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| I killed that bitch for the glory and now there is an end.
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| I saw a rabbit dragon,
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| a diamond castle and a wizard having sex with seven dwarves…
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| Let’s cry «Warriors… warriors of the world!!!»
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| …oh my god that’s my penis…
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| Last thing I remember I was running for the door,
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| I had to find the exit to the bar…
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| And in the master’s chambers
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| They gathered for…
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| What the fuck am I saying???
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| Hotel California… ahua!
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| Now that you know
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| I’m the hero of the dicks of the world…
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| Hail, hail to the king of the dicks…
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| Yes, this is my story,
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| I free the world from that bitch for glory…
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| And for the freedom
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| Of the whole mankind. |