| Pretty pictures in your favorite magazines
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| span the distance between you and Mr Clean (?)
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| You can take part in the All-American dream
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| just fill your house up with a million
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| products you don’t need.
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| You don’t ever have to use them.
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| Buying is all that’s asked of you.
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| But if it’s so Goddamn incredible
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| you can’t believe it’s true
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| it’s Madison Avenue
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| Make it all commercial
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| there ain’t nothin' folks won’t buy
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| New fuel to fire up the monsters of Free Enterprise
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| Gizmos and gadgets, batteries to make them run
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| Just give your check up at the first of every month
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| And don’t wake up to the uselessness
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| 'till your whole life is overdue.
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| 'Cause if it’s so Goddamn incredible
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| you can’t believe it’s true
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| it’s Madison Avenue
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| They can sell sand to a man livin' in the desert.
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| They can sell tuna to the chicken of the sea…
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| You are surrounded and confounded and
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| dumbfounded by the happenings yes it’s true
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| it’s Madison Avenue |