| Yo, Flav, I give a fuck about a God damn grammy
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| But them motherfuckin hoes won’t hand me one
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| At least you was invited by the biggots
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| The motherfuckers told me to buy a ticket
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| To the phoney ass ceremony
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| Fuck oscar, emmy, and tony
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| Cause when it comes to award time
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| Niggaz be standin on the God damn sideline
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| I’m loadin my nine, cause I got a lotta grudges
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| I’m bout to take out the judges
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| Willie D won’t shit cha but hit cha
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| Take a look at the overall picture
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| Every year its the same old story
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| Same faces, same kinda gories
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| I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me Now where’s my God damn trophy?
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| I’m under a microscope, for the songs I wrote
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| Cause the ganksta of love don’t scapegoat
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| I tell it like it is that’s why they don’t ban me I ain’t tryin to make nobody happy
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| I’m from the streets so I kick it for the ghetto
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| I can’t talk about shit I don’t know
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| Your whole vocabulary’s baby baby baby
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| That’s why you so God damn crazy
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| And it should be a crime
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| One sucka gets nominated 5 or 6 damn times
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| It ain’t that he’s better than the rest
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| It’s just a damn popularity contest
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| Or a bribe or a favor
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| Motherfuckers make a speech and they think that they major
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| I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me Now where’s my God damn trophy?
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| (Award host)
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| And the winner is George Strait
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| For best female vocalist, Reba McIntyre
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| Most appearances made after death, Elvis Presley
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| The king couldn’t be here due to illness
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| So to accept his award on his behalf, we have Grateful Dead
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| It ain’t what you know, it’s who you know bro
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| That’s why I’m not on your radio and your video show
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| It’s gettin kinda hectic
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| And I still ain’t kissin no ass to be accepted
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| They finally gotta category for rap
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| But don’t blink cause you’ll miss it in the format
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| And if you follow my suggestions
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| 9 times outta 10 you see some country western
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| They need to have Willie D on that stage
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| Pumpin his fists like this and gettin bliss
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| With MD-20 20
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| Or the 40 O-Z wit the rest of the GB
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| I’m tired of your boring shows
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| I make your stuck up ass audience say HO!
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| I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me Now where’s my God damn trophy
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| (Award host)
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| And the winner is Randy Travis
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| And Guns and… hey what the?
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| (Willie D)
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| GET the fuck outta the way
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| Get your ass out the God damn way
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| Yo man, the real motherfuckin winners is The God damn Geto Boys for most fuck words in a song
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| The Bitch Killa of the Year grammy goes to That nigga you love to have Ice Cube
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| The nasty ass group award goes out to 2 Live Crew
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| The High Roller of the industry award goes out to Ice T The pro-black grammy goes out to Public Enemy
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| Cause they too black and they too God damn strong
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| And we gonna give the lip-sync God damn motherfuckin grammy
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| To those punk motherfuckers, Milli Vanilli |