
Date of issue: 07.02.2005
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Rap-A-Lot
Song language: English
Trophy |
Yo, Flav, I give a fuck about a God damn grammy |
But them motherfuckin hoes won’t hand me one |
At least you was invited by the biggots |
The motherfuckers told me to buy a ticket |
To the phoney ass ceremony |
Fuck oscar, emmy, and tony |
Cause when it comes to award time |
Niggaz be standin on the God damn sideline |
I’m loadin my nine, cause I got a lotta grudges |
I’m bout to take out the judges |
Willie D won’t shit cha but hit cha |
Take a look at the overall picture |
Every year its the same old story |
Same faces, same kinda gories |
I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me Now where’s my God damn trophy? |
I’m under a microscope, for the songs I wrote |
Cause the ganksta of love don’t scapegoat |
I tell it like it is that’s why they don’t ban me I ain’t tryin to make nobody happy |
I’m from the streets so I kick it for the ghetto |
I can’t talk about shit I don’t know |
Your whole vocabulary’s baby baby baby |
That’s why you so God damn crazy |
And it should be a crime |
One sucka gets nominated 5 or 6 damn times |
It ain’t that he’s better than the rest |
It’s just a damn popularity contest |
Or a bribe or a favor |
Motherfuckers make a speech and they think that they major |
I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me Now where’s my God damn trophy? |
(Award host) |
And the winner is George Strait |
For best female vocalist, Reba McIntyre |
Most appearances made after death, Elvis Presley |
The king couldn’t be here due to illness |
So to accept his award on his behalf, we have Grateful Dead |
It ain’t what you know, it’s who you know bro |
That’s why I’m not on your radio and your video show |
It’s gettin kinda hectic |
And I still ain’t kissin no ass to be accepted |
They finally gotta category for rap |
But don’t blink cause you’ll miss it in the format |
And if you follow my suggestions |
9 times outta 10 you see some country western |
They need to have Willie D on that stage |
Pumpin his fists like this and gettin bliss |
With MD-20 20 |
Or the 40 O-Z wit the rest of the GB |
I’m tired of your boring shows |
I make your stuck up ass audience say HO! |
I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me Now where’s my God damn trophy |
(Award host) |
And the winner is Randy Travis |
And Guns and… hey what the? |
(Willie D) |
GET the fuck outta the way |
Get your ass out the God damn way |
Yo man, the real motherfuckin winners is The God damn Geto Boys for most fuck words in a song |
The Bitch Killa of the Year grammy goes to That nigga you love to have Ice Cube |
The nasty ass group award goes out to 2 Live Crew |
The High Roller of the industry award goes out to Ice T The pro-black grammy goes out to Public Enemy |
Cause they too black and they too God damn strong |
And we gonna give the lip-sync God damn motherfuckin grammy |
To those punk motherfuckers, Milli Vanilli |
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We Can't Be Stopped | 2005 |
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Chuckie | 2005 |
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