| And fuckin two of the finest bitches around G;
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| It used to be fun, but now it’s gettin borin to me
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| Constantly fuckin, fuckin, fuckin, fuckin
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| Ridin my dick like a horse, buckin, buckin
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| Now I’m gettin that enlightenment, in my life
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| I’m missin that excitement
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| Thinkin about, how these two girls could excite me
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| Then it hit me -- both of them liked me
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| Huh, HAHA, yeah that’s the lick
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| Listen and learn, while I kick some more serious shit
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| Diggin deep into my mind, you understand
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| I came up with a dope-ass master plan
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| Thinkin while I sip on a 40
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| I got it! |
| I’mma throw myself a private party
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| I called up one, and said, «Whassup?
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| What’s goin on?» |
| She said, «Nuthin much»
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| I said, «Hey, I got a very close friend, who wants to meet cha
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| She thinks you’re pretty, and from what I told her, she too»
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| She thought about it and said, «Cool, it’s on»
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| Pick me up at eight -- then I hung up the phone
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| I called up the other, dropped a little know-how
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| Kicked it to her smoooooth, that other level style
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| Then I dropped the second step of my plan
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| Asked her had she ever been with two men, or a woman and man?
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| («Say what?») It’s just a question, I’m not out to diss you
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| She said, «Yeah baby it’s cool, but yo, I’m heterosexual»
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| She was frontin man, trust me
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| Cause she’s the type of ho who like to taste her own pussy
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| When we’re fuckin she takes the dick out, licks it all over
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| Then she puts it in her mouth
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| Now after doin that type of shit
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| She could be talkin the other things REAL quick
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| I said, «I got another friend, I wanna party with
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| And we can all get into the hot tub and have a little bit of fun
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| You know baby? |
| Hahaha!
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| Consider this a test and if you pass you’ll be my number one»
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| She said, «Okay it’s a date
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| I gotta make a few runs, so pick me up at eight»
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| «Huh, better make it eight thirty! |
| Give me some time to wash up
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| And take a bath because I’m kinda dirty»
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| Before she hung up the phone, I said, «Wait!
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| If you wasn’t special to me, I wouldn’ta invited you on the date»
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| She said, «Yeah, I know — I love you see you later»
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| Things are gettin good but in the end they’ll be much greater
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| Pick em up, then I make em feel comfortable
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| Crackin jokes, as if I was Cliff Huxtable
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| Get into the crib, things are hype
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| Fix em a couple of drinks, to get their heads right
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| But not too much cause I don’t wanna make em woozy
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| Thirty minutes later, let’s jump into the jacuzzi
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| One said, «I didn’t even bring a swimsuit»
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| The other said, «Don't worry about it — ain’t nobody gonna bite you;
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| Cause I don’t have one either.»
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| The shit was gettin dope! |
| I had to take a breather
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| Step into the water and it’s showtime
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| I’m a nigga -- so I GOTS to go for mine
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| But the key’s to have patience
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| But with two of the finest girls in the world, who wouldn’t be anxious?
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| But I kept my cool, grinnin like a devil
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| Know I’m bout to put these two bitches on that other level
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| Hayeah yeah yeah, I’m just your typical horny little devil
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| I make them both suck on my chest like Mr. Slick
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| Then I took one’s head, and pushed it down to the dick
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| Now I got one on the dick, one on the nipples
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| Squeezin on they asses, the shit is so simple!
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| Then another smooth move real quick
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| I pushed the other bitch’s head down to the dick
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| Now they’re suckin on my dick like a lollipop
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| In and out of each other’s mouth, when will they ever stop?
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| Oooh! |
| Suckin on my pole; |
| and while they suckin on my pole
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| I’m runnin my fingers through their pussyholes
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| Then back up to the chest again — YES!
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| Everything is cool, cause I’m the best my friend
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| Now they’re lickin on my chest, my nipples rather die
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| Jimmy pushed both of their heads together
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| Now they kissin one another — oooh!
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| Fifty minutes later, they were eatin each other
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| I got these bitches so much into themselves they forgot about me
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| And I’m sittin here, butt-motherfuckin-naked G
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| But after time went by, yo
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| You know a nigga like me, had to get down for mines
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| And I shoulda won a fuckin medal
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| For takin both of these bitches, to the other level
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| Bushwick Bill, the other level, part one
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| Listen and learn, and you’ll be aight
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| Geto Boys outta here, 1991
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| Year two thousand and forever |