| I’ve been looking for nothing
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| And I’ve been finding it everywhere
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| I’ve been counting on no one
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| And no one is always there
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| Oh, I’ve lowered my expectations
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| So now I expect nothing
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| And nothing always shows up right on time
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| And no one is my best friend
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| Oh, I’ve been looking for somewhere
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| Somewhere I can go
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| And I’ve been looking for someone
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| Someone who can drive me home
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| So drive me home, honey
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| Ah, just drive me home
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| I’ve been struggling forever
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| I guess I’m never gonna win
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| But that’s okay with me, my friend
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| Now hand over that bottle of gin
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| (I hate gin)
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| I’ve lowered my expectations
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| So now I expect nothing
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| And nothing always shows up right on time
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| And no one is my best friend
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| Oh, I’ve been looking for somewhere
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| Somewhere I can go
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| And I’ve been looking for someone
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| Someone who can drive me home
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| So drive me home, sugar
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| Ah, just drive me home
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| I can’t drive myself
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| Working hard doesn’t mean success, I wonder if it ever did
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| And just because somethings broken doesn’t mean that it’s getting fixed
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| And it’s not prostitution if everybody’s sucking dicks
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| So suck that dick!
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| So drive me home, honey
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| Ah, just drive me home
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| Yeah, you can drive me home
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| Ah, just drive me home |