
Date of issue: 12.10.1997
Record label: Parlophone
Song language: English
Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine |
Do people have a tendency to dump on you? |
Does your group have more cavities than theirs? |
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you? |
Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs? |
Well there’s no need to complain, |
We’ll eliminate your pain. |
We can neutralize your brain. |
You’ll feel just fine |
Now. |
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine! |
Do figures of authority just shoot you down? |
Is life within the business world a drag? |
Did your boss just mention that you’d better shop around |
To find yourself a more productive bag? |
Are you worried and distressed? |
Can’t seem to get no rest? |
Put our product to the test. |
You’ll feel just fine |
Now. |
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine! |
You better hurry up and order one. |
Our limited supply is very nearly gone. |
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate? |
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball? |
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend’s just a little late? |
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all? |
We can end your daily strife |
At a reasonable price. |
You’ve seen it advertised in Life. |
You’ll feel just fine |
Now. |
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine. |
Name | Year |
---|---|
You'll Never Walk Alone | 1997 |
You’ll Never Walk Alone | 2006 |
Ferry Cross the Mersey | 2016 |
It's Gonna Be Alright | 2006 |
Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying | 2016 |
A Shot Of Rhythm And Blues | 2017 |
How Do You Do It | 2011 |
Roll over Beethoven | 2012 |
I Like It | 2016 |
Imagine | 2007 |
Ferry 'Cross The Mersey | 2007 |
Beautiful Sunday | 2018 |
Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying (Re-Recorded) | 2014 |
Chills | 2017 |
Ferry Across the Mersey | 2014 |
A Fool To Myself | 2008 |
Slow Down | 2015 |
How Do You Do It ? | 2017 |
You You You | 2004 |
Nadine | 2019 |