| I like the trees and the birds and the bees
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| I’m a sucker for peace and quiet
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| But two weeks alone in this sweet little home
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| And I feel like starting a riot
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| I’ve been stuck in this old house too long
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| I need a little change of atmosphere
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| Let’s go little darlin', nothin' ever happens down here
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| I greet the day in my usual way
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| On my brow there’s one more wrinkle
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| I can’t speak, I ain’t shaved in a week
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| And I look like Rip Van Winkle
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| We’ve got people in this neighbourhood
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| Who’ve been sleeping for a thousand years
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| Let’s go little darlin', nothin' ever happens down here
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| Let’s take a train, or a boat and a plane
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| And go all the way to China
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| Let’s stay alive till a hundred and five
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| Well nothing could be finer
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| I want to make sweet love to you, beneath a silver moon
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| Same old scene on the T.V. screen
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| There’s an inner city burning
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| It’s dog eat dog, live high on the hog
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| But the lady’s not for turning
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| We’ve got violence on the picket lines
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| And police in their riot gear
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| Let’s go little darlin', nothin' ever happens down here
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| Let’s take a train, or a boat and a plane
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| And go all the way to China
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| Let’s stay alive till a hundred and five
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| Well nothing could be finer
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| I want to make sweet love to you, beneath a silver moon
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| I like the trees and the birds and the bees
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| I’m a sucker for peace and quiet
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| But two weeks alone in this sweet little home
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| And I feel like starting a riot
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| Let’s take a trip up north, to Sauchiehall Street
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| And wish everyone a happy new year
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| Let’s go little darlin', nothin' ever happens down here
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| Let’s go little darlin', nothin' ever happens down here
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| Let’s go little darlin', nothin' ever happens down here
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| (dog ate the dog, the cat ate the mouse) |