| Goin’down a dusty road, I turned my head Ђ?round
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| Looking for somewhere to go, a place to lay my head down
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| Check into a small hotel and there before my eyes
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| Stood a man with a trumpet in his hand
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| Trying to make the people understand, he stops and sighs and says
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| «Half a chance
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| Give the singers half a chance and they’ll sing and dance through the night
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| Lend an ear, please
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| And the band will play the things you’ll want to hear
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| There’s no doubt
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| That before tonight is over you’ll scream and shout Ђ?Hip hooray!'
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| In the meantime
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| There is only one more thing I’d like to say»
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| Spoke about the well-known faces appearing in the show
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| Star attraction of the evening would be Billy with his big banjo
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| But first of all, a sweet little lady who’d have us all screamin’for more
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| Lily, the striptease queen with the biggest pair you’ve ever seen.
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| Down and down
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| Went her long black stockings and, as they hit the ground, the boys went mad
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| Everyone agreed
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| That it was the greatest time they’d ever had
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| On and on Now the night was nearly over except for Billy and his big banjo
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| Billy sang a song called Ђ?The Truckdriver Man'
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| And we joined in for a chorus or two and then I went to bed.
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| «Half a chance
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| Give the singers half a chance and they’ll sing and dance through the night
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| Lend an ear, please
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| And the band will play the things you’ll want to hear
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| There’s no doubt
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| That before tonight is over you’ll scream and shout Ђ?Hip hooray!'
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| In the meantime
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| There is only one more thing I’d like to say»
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| Electric Guitar: Alan Parker
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| Piano: Tom Parker
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| Bass: Gary Taylor
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| Drums: Henry Spinetti
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| Lead Vocals: Gerry Rafferty
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| Backing Vocals: Gerry Rafferty / Joe Egan |