| Names have been changed to protect the innocent
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| Just in case it’s about you
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| I guess I’m in a little predicament
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| What else can this little girl do
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| There was Peter
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| He was a cheater
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| Who couldn’t keep his hands to himself
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| There was Richie
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| Well he got bitchy
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| So I left him there on the shelf
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| So I give up on love
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| I guess I’ve had enough
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| And I don’t give a… what can I do
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| Just when I’ve found the one
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| And I think loves begun
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| It’s falling through
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| So I will dry my eyes
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| And I’ll just fantasize
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| And I’ll get moisturized and think of you
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| I’m lookin for the best
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| And I’ll take nothing less
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| Baby what about you
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| A meeting of minds is so hard to find
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| Is there no such a thing as the one
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| They say love is blind cos the truth is unkind
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| I’m just a hot-loaded gun
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| There was Henry
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| Now he got friendly
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| While dancing in my pink underwear
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| And there was David
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| When he got naked
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| He didn’t have much up — or downstairs
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| So I give up on love
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| I guess I’ve had enough
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| I don’t give a…, what can I do
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| Just when I’ve found the one
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| And I think loves begun
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| It’s falling through
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| So I will dry my eyes
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| And I’ll just fantasize
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| And I’ll get moisturized and think of you
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| I’m lookin for the best
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| And I’ll take nothing less
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| Cos baby what about you
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| I said baby, what about, you |