| I was a rebel from the day I left school,
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| Grew my hair long and broke all the rules.
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| I’d sit and listen to my records all day,
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| With big ambitions of when I could play.
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| My parents taught me what life was about,
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| So I grew into the type they warned me about!
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| They said my friends my were just an unruley mob.
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| And I should…
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| Get a haircut and get a real job.
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| Get a haircut and get a real job.
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| Clean your act up and don’t be a slob.
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| Get it together like your big brother Bob.
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| Why don’t you?
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| Get a haircut and get a real job.
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| I even tried that nine to five scheme.
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| I told myself that it was all a bad dream.
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| I found a band and some good songs to play.
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| Now I, party all night, I sleep all day.
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| I met this chick she was my number one fan.
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| She took me home to meet her mommy and dad.
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| They took one look at me and said «OH MY GOD!»
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| Get a haircut and get a real job!
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| Get a haircut and get a real job.
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| Clean your act up and don’t be a slob.
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| Get it together like your big brother Bob.
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| Why don’t you?
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| Get a haircut… and get a real job.
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| Get a real job…
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| Why don’t you get a real job?
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| Get a real job.
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| Why don’t you get a real job?
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| I hit the big time with my Rock N' Roll band.
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| The future’s brighter now then I ever planned!
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| I’m ten times richer then my big brother Bob.
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| But… He's got a haircut and «real job!»
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| Get a haircut and get a real job.
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| Clean your act up and don’t be a slob.
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| Get it together like your big brother Bob.
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| Why don’t you?
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| Get a haircut and get a real job.
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| Get a real job…
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| Why don’t you get a real job?
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| Get a real job.
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| Why don’t you get a real job? |