| Running my rig around ninety-five, |
| Rockin' and rollin' in overdrive |
| My heart’s beating like a jackhammer, |
| It’s the midnight ride for the gear jammer |
| Nine long days through twenty-three states, |
| I gotta see my baby soon you know I just can’t wait |
| The police catch me I’ll end up in the slammer, |
| 'Cause the law don’t want no gear jammer |
| Running my rig in a mighty high gear, |
| I don’t care where I go just long as it ain’t here |
| Something gets in my way you know I’m gonna ram it, |
| Nobody fools around with this gear jammer |
| Running my rig about ninety-five, |
| I’m a-rockin' and a-rollin' in overdrive |
| My heart’s beating like a jackhammer, |
| Don’t you get in the way of this gear jammer |