| Down in Texas near the DFW
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| Among the shrubs and patios and barbecues
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| Was born a suburban boy named Billy B Bad
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| Had a white bread momma and a rock and roll dad
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| Didn’t have much soul or country roots
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| But he sure looked cute in his cowboy suit
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| B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad
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| B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad
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| B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad
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| He can spot a trend and he knows a pad
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| He’s a country singer named Billy B Bad
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| --- Instrumental ---
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| He sounds like everybody on the radio
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| He’s building up his biceps for the video
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| The people at the label said we like to start 'em young
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| We know you’re twenty three but we’ll say you’re twenty one
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| They played him some Strait they played him some Jones
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| Now he’s got that country music way down in his bones
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| B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad
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| B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad
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| B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad
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| Watch out for your daughters he’s gonna drive 'em mad
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| The country sex symbol called Billy B Bad
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| --- Instrumental ---
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| Now poor ol' Billy’s at the end of the line
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| He’s over the hill cause he’s pushing twenty nine
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| He’s not as young and he’s not as handsome
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| He just tested positive for brandson
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| He’ll never be that hot again
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| Look for his music in the oldies bin
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| B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad
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| B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad
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| B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad B-B-B-B-Billy, Billy B Bad
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| What a great career he had
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| Say goodbye to Billy B Bad… |