Lyrics Some Of My Best Jokes Are Friends - George Clinton

Some Of My Best Jokes Are Friends

The world is equal proportions
Of bullseyes
And bullshit
They were Bush
And they were foolish
Now there’s no one to listen
When they talk
Adam split the scene
On the Eve of destruction
Not unlike the way we split our jeans
But like the way we split our pair of genes
We split our world at the seams
Someone call the Space Limousine
Right!
Hitler hit the scene
With dreams of destruction
Not knowing what atom splitting means
While he dreamed his mean dreams
The means to his dreams split the scene
Someone call the Space Limousine
Right!
Basic training in the ghetto
Basic training in the ghetto
I’m talkin' about your mama, you tuckhead
Where does the logic lie therein?
Some of my best jokes are friends
But like the way we split our genes
We split our world at the seams
Yes
Space Limousine is here
I hear you
Loud and clear
Give me liquid oxygen
Say there isn’t a second to waste
I’m here to save you
And take you to a galaxy away
All aboard
Right on time
3, 2, 1 countdown
We’ll climb
We’ll climb
DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DADA DADA DADA
Atom split the scene
On the Eve of destruction
Nothing unlike the way we split our pair of jeans
But like the way we split our genes
We split our world at the seams
Someone call the Space Limousine
Does it matter the critical mass
News, ain’t nothing left they matter
Basic training in the ghetto
Basic training in the ghetto
I’m talkin' about your mama, you tuckhead
Where does the logic lie therein?
Some of my best jokes are friends
Hitler hit the scene
With dreams of destruction
Not knowing what atom splitting means
While he dreamed his mean dreams
The means to his dreams split the scene
Someone call the Space Limousine
Space Limousine is here
Bad news about the future
Got nothing left
Drink lemon juice
Space lemon juice
So where does the logic lie therein
Some of my best jokes are friends