Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Appendix Gone, artist - Gas Huffer.
Date of issue: 05.09.1994
Song language: English
Appendix Gone |
My father once performed an appendectomy at sea |
The patient was quite grateful for his medical degree |
The surgery was numbered a success |
An untried scalpel hand had met the test |
The appendix was discarded, for, though well-retrieved |
It made a bloody mess |
The ship sailed on and left the organ bobbing on the brine |
The sharks, they gathered quickly--didn't stop to form a line |
The water there went white, and then was still |
No sign of life in the ensuing chill |
The evidence suggested that the fish, though large |
Had swallowed down their fill |
The sailor touched his stitches and began to reminisce |
He sang a little song, must have went something like this: |
Appendix gone |
Into the dawn |
I won’t be long |
Appendix gone |