| Single six months yesterday
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| Thought I oughta celebrate
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| So I went down to grab a couple beers
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| And I got so drunk I ripped my pants
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| I asked the bouncer for a dance
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| I thanked him as he threw me out
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| I woke up at a Waffle House
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| With a shiner and a wild brunette
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| She don’t know my real name yet
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| Well no I ain’t over you
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| But I’m doin' my best
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| Every day and every night
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| Hangin' on by a thread
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| That’s stretched just a little too tight
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| If I can’t find some peace of mind
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| I’ll take what I can get
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| I ain’t doin' much good
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| But I’m doin' my best
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| I decided I’d get smart
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| And have a long talk with my heart
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| At some quiet spot outside of town
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| So I took my best friend’s Pontiac
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| I drove it like a maniac
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| Right into the reservoir
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| I guess we ain’t best friends no more
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| Just my luck a cop came by
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| Who I beat up in junior high
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| He said I better have a good excuse
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| I said I’m doin' my best
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| Every day and every night
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| Hangin' on by a thread
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| That’s stretched just a little too tight
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| If I can’t find some peace of mind
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| I’ll take what I can get
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| I ain’t doin' much good
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| But I’m doin' my best
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| Some day I just might join the human race again
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| If I can ever find a place to show my face again
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| Yeah I’m doin' my best
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| I said I’m doin' my best
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| Every day and every night
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| Hangin' on by a thread
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| That’s stretched just a little too tight
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| If I can’t find some peace of mind
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| I’ll take what I can get
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| I ain’t doin' much good
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| But I’m doin' my best
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| I’m doin' my best
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| I’m doin' my best |