| You know just the other morning
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| I was hanging around in my house
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| I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked
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| And I was checking it out
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| Just then a friend of mine came to the door
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| She said she never pegged me for a scum-bag before
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| Said she didn’t ever want to see me no more
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| And I still don’t why
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| I think I’m an alright guy
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| I think I’m an alright guy
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| Well I just want to live until I gotta die
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| I know I ain’t perfect but God knows I try
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| I think I’m an alright guy
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| I think I’m alright
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| This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope
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| I’m pretty sure I can still be the President
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| But I don’t think I’ll ever get to be the Pope
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| Well I get wild and I know I get drunk
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| It’s not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk
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| My old man used to call me a no-good punk
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| And I still don’t know why
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| You know just the other night
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| The cops pulled me over outside the bar
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| When they turned on their lights
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| And they ordered me out my car
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| Man I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks
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| But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
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| Now I’m stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
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| And I still don’t know why |