Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Present Face, artist - Garfunkel and Oates. Date of issue: 03.12.2009
Song language: English
Present Face |
| Christmas comes but once a year |
| And mostly it is swell |
| But there’s an epidemic |
| That I think we all know well |
| Your smile is frozen open |
| There’s a crazed look in your eye |
| You overflow with compliments |
| While trying to deny |
| That you loathe the gift you opened |
| Though you try to keep your grace |
| Your scary grin is frozen |
| Don’t you know you’ve got a case of |
| Present face (x4) |
| Oh… thank you so much! |
| You really hoped your parents would |
| Give you a great big check |
| Instead, you got a puffy painted |
| Hummingbird turtleneck |
| You hoped for an engagement ring |
| Inside that tiny box |
| But your asshole former future husband |
| Only bought you socks |
| Now your face is all contorted |
| As you’re trying to erase |
| The truth behind your smile |
| Don’t you know you’ve got a case of |
| Present face (x4) |
| Oh… No, I really like it, it’s cool, I love it… |
| Do they see how much I hate it? |
| I hope that they don’t know |
| I can’t tell if they’re onto me |
| Oh, please don’t let it show |
| Baby Jesus got some gold |
| What all infants prefer |
| I bet he got the present face |
| With francencence and myhrr |
| Christmas and his birthday |
| Are both on the 25th |
| It must have sucked to have to open |
| Combination gifts |
| If Jesus couldn’t hide it |
| From his omnipresent place |
| You and I are doomed |
| To an everlasting case of |
| Present face (You shouldn’t have) |
| Present face (Just what I wanted) |
| Present Face (For all the times I go fishing) |
| Present face |