| Townspeople:
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| Oh, there’s nothing halfway
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| About the Iowa way to treat you,
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| When we treat you
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| Which we may not do at all.
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| There’s an Iowa kind of special
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| Chip-on-the-shoulder attitude.
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| We’ve never been without.
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| That we recall.
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| We can be cold
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| As our falling thermometers in December
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| If you ask about our weather in July.
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| And we’re so by God stubborn
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| We could stand touchin’noses
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| For a week at a time
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| And never see eye-to-eye.
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| But what the heck, you’re welcome,
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| Join us at the picnic.
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| You can eat your fill
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| Of all the food you bring yourself.
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| You really ought to give Iowa a try.
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| Provided you are contrary,
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| We can be cold
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| As our falling thermometer in December
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| If you ask about our weather in July.
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| And we’re so by God stubborn
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| We can stand touchin’noses
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| For a week at a time
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| And never see eye-to-eye.
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| But we’ll give you our shirt
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| And a back to go with it If your crops should happen to die.
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| Farmer:
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| So, what the heck, you’re welcome,
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| Glad to have you with us.
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| Farmer and Wife:
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| Even though we may not ever mention it again. |
| Townspeople:
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| You really ought to give Iowa
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| Hawkeye Iowa
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| Dubuque, Des
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| Moines, Davenport, Marshalltown,
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| Mason City, Keokuk, Ames,
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| Clear Lake
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| Ought to give Iowa a try! |