| Now let me t-tell you about this girl named Cali
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| She lived in the hood, d-deep in the valley
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| She had the kind of body that will make you wanna grab
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| But she had the kind of boots that make you want to stab
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| Tried to step to her at school one day
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| But Cali, Cali, Cali wouldn’t give me no play
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| She said I didn’t have enough to money to support her
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| She showed me some things her boyfriend bought her
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| I wondered to myself how much money would it take
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| And then I thought again I could never be Cakeman
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| I better wait to try and change her mind
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| Cause if I don’t, she would try to rob me blind
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| So I felt perpetrated that I to this for that
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| To try and get Cali, Cali, Cali on her back
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| She let me take her to the school pep rally
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| But my friends kept telling me to stay away from Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Yo, then the situation got funny
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| Cause Cali kept t-t-taking all my money
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| But a week later it got even worse
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| The girl had me stealing straight out my mother’s purse
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| Tryin' to buy her this, and tryin' to buy her that
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| But in the meanwhile, my pockets got flat
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| So I got tired of being treated like a youth
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| So when I see Cali I’m gonna tell her the truth
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| So went and dialed the number to her place
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| And when I told her she hung up in my face
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| I thought she was playing or slippin me a token
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| But to come to find out the girl wasn’t jokin'
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| So I got left heart broken in the cold
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| Cause I didn’t have the cars, the gold, and the bank roll
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| Saw her riding with Lorenzo
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| The brother with the drop top 93 Benzo
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| Walking home from school, feelin like a loser
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| I should’ve been nice, I shouldn’t have tried to use her
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| The pain inside was killing me softly
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| My friends knew the deal cause they were trippin' off me
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| I couldn’t get mad at the fact
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| That I got dumped by a girl like that
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| So I should have listened that day in the alley
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| When everybody told me to stay away from Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Ye, 3 weeks later
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| I seen her at a party
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| Lookin' good as hell
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| With the million dollar body
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| So I start to step to her once again like a jerk
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| And try to run the game but this time it didn’t work
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| So I went on, cause she was trying to tempt me
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| So I grabbed the mic and rock like an MC
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| Cause you know the P-A-T is the loud type
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| I had to do something to try and get the crowd hyped
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| I did it like (this), I did it like (that)
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| But I didn’t use a wiffle ball bat (so…)
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| But when I got through
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| The girlies ran up
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| So many grabbed me I could hardly stand up
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| Nothing I could do but yell stop!
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| And I then I seen Cali sniffin' all over my jock
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| So I thought about that day in the alley
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| And made up my mind to stay away from Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, (aw yeah) Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Stay away from Cali, Cali
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| Yo, I gotta send this jam out to all my Calis out there
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| You know who I’m talking about
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| The kind of female that don’t want to get with you unless you ridin' Benzo or
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| something
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| Yeah this is for you
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| And a brother who’s like a gangsta', gonna stay away from ‘em
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| Know what I’m sayin?
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| And I’m out, yeah |