| Would you like to hear a race of beings that actually think Eart belongs to
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| them?
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| That’s right, I kid you not!
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| Step right in and see how they believe the planet belongs to them,
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| but as we all know
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| As we all know
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| We belong to the planet
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| BUT NOT HERE
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| That’s right come step right in and have a float through our peculiar,
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| yet fantastical
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| Gallery Of Thrills!
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| We’re all dying
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| Gallery Of Thrills!
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| We’re all dying
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| Yes I know
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| You may have traveled
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| The far corners of the universe
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| In search of intelligent life
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| But I’m here to tell you
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| You won’t find
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| That here
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| No!
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| You must keep a move on my friend
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| Come stop on in
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| If you would like to feel
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| A thrill
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| Down your spine!
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| We alive men truly believe they are superior to women
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| We have people who kill animals with military-grade weapons
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| That call themselves hunters and deem it a sport!
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| Ha, that’s right!
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| Right here!
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| I kid you not, it is one bizarre gallery we have here, I assure you
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| Boy we got it all here
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| I wish I could say these were fake creations coming from my carnie mouth …
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| But sadly this is all real
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| Right, now this is just the tip of the iceberg here, why don’t you come swing
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| on by
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| Swing on by and see for yourself, the Gallery of Thrills
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| Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish you Martians would just beam me up
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| I would feel more safe in the unknown than what is known here |