| Cheese and Onions |
|---|
| I have always thought |
| In the back of my mind, Cheese and Onions |
| I have always thought |
| That the world was unkind, Cheese and Onions |
| Do I have to spell it out? |
| C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S-Oh no |
| My machine |
| Keep yourself clean |
| I’ll be a has-been |
| Like a dinosaur |
| My device |
| For everything nice |
| You better think twice |
| At least once more |
