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Date of issue: 17.12.2012
Song language: English
Unwrap My Package |
Hey, I know it’s not a Yule log, it’s not a Christmas tree. |
But come unwrap my package that would mean the world to me. |
I’m so sick n tired of these ancient ceremonies. |
I came up with a new one, start by getting down on your knees. |
I hate the taste of eggnog hate the crackers in the tree. |
My eggnog is delicious try my home made recipe. |
I know I’m not a perfect guy but there’s one thing that I wish for. |
It’s nothing that you can’t afford of that I’m pretty sure. |
It’s all about good will! |
Hey, I know it’s not a Yule log, Not firm as ivory. |
But come unwrap my package that would mean the world to me. |
Stop staring at the shiny balls that’s in the Christmas tree. |
Give your attention to the balls that belong to me. |
Bullshit myths and stories of Christianity. |
Can’t beat my wish of unsurpassed quality. |
I know it’s not a Yule log, but do this for me, please! |
So come unwrap my package that would mean the world to me. |
I’m always disappointed when I’ve opened all the gifts. |
Don’t be materialistic all I want is her soft lips. |
I hate this whole tradition! |
Hate the presents. |
hate the greed. |
But this time it is different: Satisfaction guaranteed! |