
Date of issue: 14.07.2022
Record label: Washington Classics
Song language: English
Setting the Scene |
Let me tell you a story, cos it’s a good one |
It’s all about this woman I met, she was a Hoodlum |
Gangster, Bandit, she set me up and planned it |
And all because of her, my life was drowning in a sandpit |
Met her at an art gallery, began to chit-chat |
She was kinda interesting, so we went to kick it a bar close by |
Got to drinking Patrón |
So got twisted to the point where she would follow me home |
Yo', the morning after, laid in bed for half an hour |
Took a cold shower, washing her stench then took a towel |
Dried myself down, devoured some eggs and pancakes |
She ate bran flakes, tying her hair, the band breaks |
Departed with handshakes instead of kisses |
She stated «this was simply business, I’m not your mistress |
Your Mrs, this ain’t Christmas, don’t it twisted |
I’m from a school of bad bitches |
Can get you blistered and feed your body to the fishes» |
She wrote a number on the back of some Rizlas |
«what is this?», she said «a college kid they call the wizard |
Call him and pay visit and beware of all his lizards |
He gone tell you bout' religion and the time he spent in |
Prison, he talks a lot, but listen till he finish |
Then take this envelope and when you get there only give him |
Twenty grand from inside, he’s gonna count there’s nothing missing |
Then meet me at the 'Chung Ho' kitchens and mind the pigeons» |
Arrived at The Wizards, the door was already open |
He was choking on a mouth-gag, his nose was broken |
His clothes was soaked in petroleum, suffering pandemonium |
I untied him quickly, asked him what the hell was going on? |
He said he owed some money to some cold-hearted loan-sharks |
And gotta pay them back within a week, or get some broke arms |
Then asked me, «where the money at?» |
Pulled out the brown bag |
Removed about half and gave this dude his twenty grand |
Then he said he need the rest, I wasn’t down with that |
So he started raising his voice, «yo' who you shouting at? |
You may be crazy, but you ain’t gone get my paper» |
He made a sudden move, that’s when he fired off his Taser |
Which hit me in the blazer and I fell face down |
I’m trying to get up, he kicked me and kept yelling «stay down» |
And all I’m thinking is W.T.F., now ain’t this some BS? |
I can’t speak, he tased me, I’m speechless |
I wake up in the back of a squad car, handcuffs |
Officer to my left, overweight, dandruff |
Bad breath, wedding ring, thinking who would marry that? |
Fifteen minutes looking out the window |
Now we at the precinct, fingerprints, mug shot, phone call |
Put the money in the slot and leaned myself against the wall |
5−5-5-, called the Chung Ho Chinese |
She came on the line, I asked her straight ,"why me?" |
She laughed, and said she need a scapegoat |
Someone she could manipulate to handle them fake notes |
Cos' she was being staked by the counterfeit cops |
She got a tip about a bust and so she set me up |
She said don’t take it personal, I hope the judge is merciful |
But you gone do some time, I hope you know that’s irreversible |
My money ran out, my phone time was up |
I placed the receiver down and then my cell door shut |
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