| Jackie is a punk
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| Judy is a runt
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| They both went down to Berlin
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| Joined the Ice Capades
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| And oh, I don’t know why
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| Oh, I don’t know why
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Second verse, same as the first
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| Jackie is a punk
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| Judy is a runt
|
| They both went down to Berlin
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| Joined the Ice Capades
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| And oh, I don’t know why
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| Oh, I don’t know why
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Third verse, different from the first
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| Jackie is a punk
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| Judy is a runt
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| They both went down to Frisco
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| Joined the SLA
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| And oh, I don’t know why
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| Oh, I don’t know why
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah
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| Perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah |