| I am that dickhead in the kitchen
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| Giving wine to your best girl’s glass
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| I am the amateur pornographer
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| Unpleasant publisher by hand
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| Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
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| Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
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| I see the stumbling pinstriped trouser
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| Flecks of sick on and off his shoe
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| Part of the fatty British average
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| Who lives in the houses around you
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| Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
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| Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
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| Let’s all crowd 'round the cowering body
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| Throw stucky fingers, bricks and stones
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| Let’s promise every girl we marry
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| We’ll always love them when we probably won’t
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| While the knight in shitty armour
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| Rips the drunk out of her dress
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| One man tears into another
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| Hides a coward’s heart in a lion’s chest
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| Man, he breeds although he shouldn’t
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| He’s breeding just because he cums
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| Acts the father for a minute
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| Till the worst instincts return
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| Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
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| Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
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| I have never wanted more, to be your man
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| And build a house around you
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| I am just like all the rest of them
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| Sorry, selfish, trying to improve
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| I’m here, I’m here, not heroic but I try
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| I’m here, I’m here, not heroic but I try |