| Shammy
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| That’s the jimmy on the jimmy on the jammy
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| A double whammy
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| Not your mammy or gammy
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| But maybe your ladys a shammy
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| If she likes to put her nickname on her fanny
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| Chitty-chitty bang-bang, ittty-bitty brain-game
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| Hope its not the same thing that I heard before
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| Rollin’with a chain gang, couldn’t be a plain jane
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| A dressed up shammy is a messed up ho With dookie braids she parades in the street to the beat
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| Six-deep, heading for the swap meet
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| Complete she deletes the definition of a freak
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| Her body is bad but her girl is sad (?)
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| I met my first shammy on the hillcrest drive
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| At a funky fresh jam back in 1985
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| I said damn, whats up with the flim flam?
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| And the wham to the bam to the thank-you ma’am
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| I got a Cadillac ride sittin’right outside,
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| But baby gotta keep it low, so we gots’ta hide
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| But then the DJ kicked in the bass
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| And everybody picked up the pace
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| She bumped the rump that had the hip-hop pumpin
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| And then she put her booty all in my face
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| Lemme tell ya she was rubbin on my knees with her permanent crease
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| Turned around and then she was pullin on my BVDs
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| Yo baby. |
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| say. |
| that. |
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| THAT!
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| Now leave my booty alone and give me cushion for the pushin’on my bone
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| Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho Welcome to the shammy hall of fame front row
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| Brought up as a pinky and the stinky up close (?)
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| Shammy’s getting faded on the fellowship show
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| Hi ho hi ho ho hi ho Gimme little look ****** and I will go Buniqua and Batina and Shatima know the pro
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| Fessional-pro-fessional-pro hi ho From Idaho to Ohio the shammys get the pros
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| Words from the summit, the shammys favorite homo
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| Bye ho, bye ho, bye hos, bye hos, by ho
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| I went to a shammy convention annually given by the neighbor shammys
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| Pulled a shammy named Shalqua off the green eyes camera called the cookie
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| Aw suki suki, aw took me took me to the back
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| She laid me on my back
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| Lookie lookie lookie here, she was waitin to sip the congac
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| Oh shit, baby baby please- draws and t-shirt
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| Laid her on the floor, wore her out without a doubt
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| Shalqua cock-a-rocka bull shammy is a ballers best friend
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| You’ll agree-
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| A party over here, a party over there
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| A party in your mouth and the fellowship was cumin'
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| Well my story starts way back in eighty-deuce
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| When my nuts started swellin’and developin’juice
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| The shammys in my hood used to get loose
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| That’s when I started noticing the big caboose
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| A big black booty stuffed in them jeans
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| It was a halified- shammified calendar queen
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| Walked over to me and she said what up?
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| Caught me by surprise so I said what up?
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| She said my name’s shaniqua, you can call me shay-shay
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| You can call me baby, but don’t call me babay
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| She was proper, no bullsharkin’well hey hey
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| So acey starting shootin’game like an AK
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| I said whom-whoom-whoom-whoom-whoompty-woom
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| Start shakin’that junk in the trunk for the crew
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| Now I love laquita, prashonda, and petunia
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| Not jimmy shammy baker or shammy davis jr Here in LA, all down in alabamy
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| Or over down the east coast down in Miami
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| A certain type of twang-thang learnt from my mammy
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| Its called the flim-flammy and she’s called the shammy
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| Shammy
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| I refuse to call a girl the shammy
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| Don’t let 'em fool ya Even though they call you a jezebel
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| Skeezer groupie gold-digger bitch, well, tramp
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| Strawberry stank-ho queen- it seems they know not what these words mean
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| Check my keen senses, princess
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| Black beauty, nice duty, black pearl, fly girl
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| Don’t Stop- dark and lovely choclate drop
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| Brown sugar blackberries of hip hop- Sold
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| Shimmer up and lemme tell you something
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| Mature and slender, young and tender
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| Nothing will hinder my full surrender to our nations pearls
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| Black girls |