| Last night they held a beauty contest
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| And crowned my girl the best
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| She was voted the
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| Teen queen of the week
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| Now she won’t even speak to me Teen queen of the week
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| Success went to her head
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| Nominated the starlet of the month
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| Hasn’t got the time of day for me Starlet of the month
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| I was that I was dead, yeah
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| Popularity, you’ve got it The whole darn world is your balloon
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| I’ll be your flunky, your trained monkey
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| While the organ grinder calls the tune
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| I’m elected the prize fool of the year
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| Cause I’ll stay waiting here for you
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| Teen queen of the week
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| Til you find a weak spot for me La la la la la…
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| Yeah, popularity, you’ve got it The whole darn world is your balloon
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| I’ll be your flunky, your trained monkey
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| While the organ grinder calls the tune
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| I’m elected the prize fool of the year
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| Cause I’ll stay waiting here for you
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| Teen queen of the week
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| Til you find a weak spot for me La la la la la… |