Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mister Five by Five, artist - Freddie Slack.
Date of issue: 11.04.2021
Song language: English
Mister Five by Five |
Well, twirl my turban, man alive |
Here come Mr. Five by Five |
He’s one of those big fat bouncin' boys |
Solid avoirdupois |
Mr. Five by Five |
He’s five feet tall and he’s five feet wide |
He don’t measure no more from head to toe |
Than he do from side to side |
Mr. Five by Five |
Got fifty chins and a line of jive |
He’s a mellow old cat, a real hep fat |
He be Mr. Five by Five |
That man |
Can really jump it for a fat man |
The only trouble is there’s no way of knowin' |
Whether he’s comin' on, or goin' |
Mr. Five by Five |
He’s slightly plump on his butter side |
He don’t shake it no more from head to toe |
Than he do from side to side |
That man (my, my!) |
Can really jump it for a fat man (fat man!) |
Boys, the trouble is there’s no way of knowin' |
Whether he’s comin' on, or goin' |
Mr. Five by Five |
He’s five feet tall and he’s five feet wide |
He don’t measure no more from head to toe |
Than he do |
From side to side |
Mr. Five by Five |