| Big time lovers in a king-size bed
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| Small town freaks and the local head
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| The ding-a-ling girls dive dressed to kill
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| The boys giggled but they caught it on film
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| Big Daddy Love took the room downstairs
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| There was cats hanging out in their underwear
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| He said, «It smells funky,» but he’s back for more
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| The ninja sex was on the second floor
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| The ground floor babies love to flip and trip
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| Up in the attic with the gooby whip
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| Drowned your sorrows with the friends that you keep
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| You trashed the garden the fell asleep
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| Gilbert and George standing on there heads
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| Four on the floor and then four in the bed
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| Daisy Lady come shave our skins
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| One’s too fat and the other’s too thin
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| Freaky evenings as I recall
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| Courtesy of the old snowballs
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| Felt tip tripping with the marker sluts
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| Tha Fonk Moose done drive you nuts
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| Sunday night fever and we’re totally wired
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| Lord Lenny Lutch is just about retired
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| We still watch Elvis on the split screen show
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| The party’s cardy’s stone fit to blow
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| Timothy Leary said to Kenny Sharfe
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| «I think you need another cheeky half.»
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| We’ve got Chris Eubank with the serious shit
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| As your attorney I advise you to quit
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| Garfield on the sofa with the freaks galore
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| The Diceman hit him and he rolled a four
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| He dug the kid’s style and he’s friend the roach
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| We’ve got fear and loathing on the Southern Coast
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| It’s the big time, (gonna get by, by, by,)
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| It’s the big time, (Totally fried, fried, fried.) |