| You know it’s kind of hardJust to get along today
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| Our subject isn’t coolBut he fakes it anyway
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| He may not have a clueAnd he may not have style
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| But everything he lacks
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| Well he makes up in denial
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| So don’t debate, a player straight
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| You know he really doesn’t get it anyway
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| He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real
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| For you no way, for you no way
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| So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate
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| At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
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| The world needs wannabe’s
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| So do that brand new thing
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| He needs some cool tunes
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| Not just any will suffice
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| But they didn’t have Ice Cube
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| So he bought Vanilla Ice
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| Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
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| But if he looks twice
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| They’re gonna kick his lily ass
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| Now he’s getting a tattooHe’s gettin’ink done
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| He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
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| Friends say he’s trying too hard
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| And he’s not quite hip
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| But in his own mind
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| He’s the dopest trip
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| So don’t debate, a player straight
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| You know he really doesn’t get it anyway
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| He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real
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| For you no way, for you no way
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| So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate
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| At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
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| The world needs wannabe’s
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| The world loves wannabe’s
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| So let’s get some more wannabe’s
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| And do that brand new thing |