Lyrics Why Does It Hurt When I Pee - Frank Zappa

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don’t want the doctor
To stick that UTAH in me Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
(No no no no…)
I probably got the
SALT LAKE CITY GON-O-KHACKUS!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt…
(So you don’t forget: call before midnite tonight!)
When…
(Tell 'em what they win, Bob!)
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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