Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Uncle Bernie's Farm, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
Uncle Bernie's Farm |
| There’s a bomb to blow yo mommy up A bomb for your daddy too (ouch.) |
| A baby doll that burps & pees |
| A case of airplane glue |
| A hungry plastic troll |
| To scarf yo buddy’s arm |
| A box of ugly plastic things marked: |
| Uncle Bernie’s Farm! |
| There’s a little plastic congress |
| There’s a nation you can buy (I'll take two.) |
| There’s a doll that looks like mommy |
| She’ll do anything but cry (I seen her.) |
| There’s a doll that looks like daddy |
| He’s a funny little man |
| Push a button & ask for money |
| There’s a dollar in his hand (check his wallet.) |
| We gotta send Santa Claus back to the Rescue Mission |
| Christmas don’t make it no more |
| Don’t you know that murder & destruction |
| Scream the toys in every store (think this’ll sell in New York?) |
| There’s a man who runs the country |
| There’s a man who tried to think |
| And they’re all made out of plastic |
| When they melt they start to stink |
| There’s a book with smiling children |
| Nearly dead with Christmas joys! |
| And smiling in his office |
| Is the creep who makes the toys. |
| .. |
| FZ: We got this car: when it hits the wall you see the guy dying. |
| .. |
| got the little plastic puddles of blood. |
| .. by the car |
| I’M DREAMING. |
| .. |
| Ray: He has intestines. |
| .. he has plastic intestines you can |
| stuff back into his stomach. |
| .. |
| FZ: There’s this other thing, I’ve got bombs. |
| I’ve got rockets, I’ve got a. |
| .. |
| I’ve got a stilson wrench & plastic brass knuckles. |
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| Ray: And it comes with a tape recorder with sound effects. |
| .. |
| FZ: We got a '39 Chevy. |
| .. |