Lyrics The Motel Lobby - Frank Zappa, The Mothers Of Invention

The Motel Lobby

Sure, man, and I’ll go until two and I’m gonna be in there supporting 'em,
in fact I’ll sit in with those guys.
I’m into it, I’ll sing a little «Blue Moon.
.. «Hey man.
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Listen, this is a nice place, man, it’s got a beautiful room.
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Don’t give me that man, it’s plastic city, it bites, the guy behind.
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Relax and enjoy some of the wo-, wonderments of nature.
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No no no no, the guy behind the desk is a werewolf.
You can’t give me any of
that, the chick over there’s been dead for twenty minutes.
I’m hip to this
place, I’ve seen 'em in my sleep, man
Hey, listen, I’ve never seen you this way, man
No, man, I’m not keyed at all
You’re unpleasant
I’m not unpleasant!
I can’t wait to sign the card and check into my little
closet.
Unpack my leather cape, hang it up on the wall, get out the washboard,
put away my nitty books and get into it!
I’m gonna go down and cruise in that
lounge, man, I’m gonna have.
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Watch this, it’s right in there, just step right in
I’m gonna take a look
Hello, Frank.
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Ooohoowwoh!
Hey, what is this, man?
Is this the can-can room?
This place waits for us, man
This place waits us!
Is there a piano?
There’s a juke box with a lotta hokie country songs on it.
I am coming in here
and getting blotto in about ten minutes
Oh, man, me too!