Lyrics Soft-Sell Conclusion - Frank Zappa, The Mothers Of Invention

Soft-Sell Conclusion

A lot of people don’t bother about their
Friends in the vegetable kingdom.
they
Think: oh, ah, what can i say?
what can
A person like myself say to a vegetable?
But the answer is simple, my friends:
Just call, and tell them how you feel
About muffins… pumpkins…wax
Paper… caledonia, mahoganies, elbows
…green things in general… and
Soon, a new rapport… you and your
New little green and yellow buddies,
Grooving together… oh, no!
maintaining
Your coolness together!
worshipping
Together in the church of your
Choice…(only in america…)
Call any vegetable call it by name
Aw, you gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Wow!
that the vegetable will respond to you
Oh, no!
can you see them responding?
the
Pumpkin is breathing hard… h-h-h-h
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h — h — hhhhhhhhhhhh!
(what a pumpkin!)