Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Prologue, artist - Frank Zappa. Album song Ahead Of Their Time, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Record label: Zappa Family Trust
Song language: English
Prologue |
THING-FISH: |
Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP |
SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, |
an EVIL PRINCE, occasion’ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set |
to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE’LANCE of all unwanted |
highly-rhythmic individj’lls an' sissy-boys! |
De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret POTIUM… an' right 'long wid it, |
de ATROCIOUS IDEA dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de |
FINAL SOLUTIUM to DE WHITE MAIN’S 'BOIDENNN', ef yo' acquire my drift… |
Well, he were sure he had a GOOD THING GOIN'… but, dere was always de |
possobility dat somethin' might fuck up, so, he planned to have a little test, |
jes' to check it all out befo' he dump’t it in de wattuh supply |
Sho’tly denafter, wit HIGH-LEVEL GUBNINT CO-ROBBERATIUM, he arranged to have a |
good-will visit to SAN QUENTIM, 'long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin’s, |
'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some of de boys in deahhh (since dey done |
used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de ZYPH’LISS) |
So, heah dey come wit de POTIUM, dump’nit all in de mash potatoes! |
Den dey wen' up to de warden’s office fo' some HOT TODDY, watchin' a little |
football while dey’s waitin' to see what gone happen! |
Fact o' de matter were: NOTHIN' HAPPENED, so dey went off’n dribbled it in a |
special shipnint of GALOOT CO-LOG-NUH dat went out 'bouts NOVEMBER! |
Next thing y’know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies…'long wit a large |
number of severely-tanned individj’lls, pre-zumnably of HAY’CHEN EXTRAKMENT! |
But NOT DE BOYS IN DE REST HOME! |
Oh no! |
Mixin' de shit wit de mash potatoes |
done SMOOTHED IT OUT a little, so’s it wouldn’t KILL yo' ass, BUT, |
it sho' would make y’ugly! |
'N ef y’was already UGLY, it’d make yo ass MEAN 'n |
UGLY…'n ef you was already MEAN 'n UGLY, it’d turn ya into a strange, |
UNKNOWN KREETCHUH, never befo' seen on BROADWAY!^LThass right! |
It’d turn ya' |
into a 'MAMMY NUN'! |
Head like a potato… lips like a duck… big ol' hands, |
puffin' up! |
BIG ONES! |
Science! |
ME-jev'l re-LIJ-mus costumery all over yo' BODY! |
Yow! |
Oh yeah! |
Mmmm-hmmm! |