Lyrics Oh-Umm - Frank Zappa

Oh-Umm

Ohh.
Umm.
Hmm.
That’s how long I’ve been here.
I’ve been here ever since, ever since it got
dark I’ve been here.
How did you get in my home?
This is my piano.
How did you get in here?
I thought it was my piano.
It’s mine.
Since when?
Since about 10 years ago its mine.
You sure?
Yes, positively.
No, it was mine.
This is a small place, you must be blind you know.
Where were you at?
Could have been one nine.
.. No, it couldn’t have been one-nine-oh.
..
It couldn’t have been any more.
.. How about try, just try 'G'.
..
How did you happen to get in here?
My mother said to me «You're a bad boy, Louis the Turkey.
You’d better,
you’d you you you’d better go on 'E' and stay on 'E' and you’ll never see the
world.
.. you’re a bad boy 'cause you you went to the bathroom on the floor!
«you know?
Did they make you clean it up?
No, they made me eat it.
Ooh.