Lyrics Here Comes The Gear, Lads - Frank Zappa, The Mothers Of Invention

Here Comes The Gear, Lads

Aynsley: Here comes the gear, lads!
Howard: Dunbar.
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Jeff: «Here comes the gear, lads»
Howard: I’m telling you man.
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Jeff: Sounds like a Beatles cartoon
Howard: Key down
Aynsley: Just keep your mouth shut, you.
.. Curly!
?: Look at those cars!
The race cars
Mark: Sure sounds like the Beatles cartoon, «Hey, John Lennon here.
.. «Jeff: «Hey, Wankers, there goes the gear»
Pilot: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is your passenger agent.
I’d like to welcome you to aboard United’s flight 664 to Spokane.
We’re departing in just a few more minutes.
We’ll just be a.
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couple minutes delayed due to loading some extra baggage
Mark: Could that be ours?
Pilot: I’d like to remind you that the, the bags you’ve carried on,
that they should be stored underneath the seat in front of you.
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Mark: Howard?
Pilot: During the flight.
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Howard: Uh, yes, Mark.
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Mark: Would you like some film?
Howard: I would
Pilot: Hope you have a pleasant trip, and.
.. thank you for flying United
Stewardess: Good night, all
Ha ha!
Now, the trip.
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This is great!