Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Flakes, artist - Frank Zappa.
Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
Flakes |
Flakes! |
Flakes! |
Flakes! |
Flakes! |
They don’t do no good |
They never be workin' |
When they oughta should |
They waste your time |
They’re wastin' mine |
California’s got the most of them |
Boy, they got a host of them |
Swear t’God they got the most |
At every business on the coast |
Swear t’God they got the most |
At every business on the coast |
They got the Flakes |
Flakes! |
Flakes! |
They can’t fix yer brakes |
You ask 'em, «Where's my motor?» |
«Well it was eaten by snakes. |
. |
.» |
You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit |
But they won’t be fixin' it |
They’re lyin' an' lazy |
They can be drivin' you crazy |
Swear t’God they got the most |
At every business on the coast |
Swear t’God they got the most |
At every business on the coast |
I asked as nice as I could |
If my job would |
Somehow be finished by Friday |
Well, the whole damn weekend |
Came 'n' went, Frankie |
'N'they didn’t do nothin' |
But they charged me double for Sunday |
You know, no matter what you do |
They gonna cheat 'n' rob you |
Then they’ll give you a bill |
That’ll get your senses reelin' |
And if you do not pay |
They got computer collectors |
That’ll get you so crazy |
Til your head’ll go through th' ceilin' |
Yes it will! |
I’m a moron 'n' this is my wife |
She’s frosting a cake |
With a paper knife |
All what we got here’s |
American made |
It’s a little bit cheesey |
But it’s nicely displayed |
Well we don’t get excited when it |
Crumbles 'n' breaks |
We just get on the phone |
And call up some Flakes |
They rush on over |
'N' wreck it some more |
'N' we are so dumb |
They’re linin' up at our door |
Well, the toilet went crazy |
Yesterday afternoon |
The plumber he says |
«Never flush a tampoon!» |
This great information |
Cost me half a week’s pay |
And the toilet blew up |
Later on the next day ay-eee-ay |
Blew up the next day WOO-OOO |
One Two Three Four! |
Flakes! |
Flakes! |
Flakes! |
Flakes! |
Flakes! |
Flakes! |
One Two Three Four! |
FLAKES! |
We are millions 'n' millions |
We’re coming to get you |
We’re protected by unions |
So don’t let it upset you |
Can’t escape the conclusion |
It’s probably God’s Will |
That civilization |
Will grind to a standstill |
And we are the people |
Who will make it all happen |
While yer children is sleepin' |
Yer puppy is crappin' |
You might call us Flakes |
Or something else you might coin us |
But we know you’re so greedy |
That you’ll probably join us |
We’re comin' to get you, we’re comin' to get you |
We’re comin' to get you, we’re comin' to get you |
We’re comin' to get you, we’re comin' to get you |
We’re comin' to get you, we’re comin' to get you |